One Insignificant Task
I was sitting in my recliner perusing the sports page and absorbing the college basketball scores to ready myself for picking my March Madness basketball brackets. My wife called me from the kitchen with an overemphasized, “Honey, please come here – right now!” I reluctantly headed for the kitchen to see what crisis was about to bestowed upon me. As I entered the kitchen, she started telling me about our wine tasting party next week. She had purchased two dozen bottles of various types of wine, several pounds of cheese, a plethora of varied crackers and enough green vegetable snacks to feed an army of rabbits.
She started out the conversation emphasizing that she was doing all the work for this party and that I only had one insignificant job to do. She said, “Your job is to accumulate enough ice buckets from our friends and family to keep eight to twelve wine bottles chilled and available for our quests to enjoy.” Since we had only one qualifying ice bucket, I knew I had better get going on this task.
The Search
Several calls to friends, family, co-workers and a few strangers netted me promises for only 3 more ice buckets. I was striking out on the only “insignificant task” that I ever had. My savior in doing research has always been the internet so off to the computer room I went. I searched for wine chillers and servers looked at many listings and stumbled upon a solution to my dilemma.
The Solution
I found an 8 bottle wine cooler that stored bottles upright in round openings, while keeping the wine cooled to a temperature of my choosing. Additionally, the wine chiller had a thermoelectric cooling system that was eco-friendly in that it did not use CFC chemicals in its cooling system. This was the perfect solution for improving our entertainment ability and enhancing the wine tasting party my wife had been religiously planning for weeks. I bought one on line and the delivery took only a few days.
Being aware of all the wine my wife had bought and the number of guests she had invited, I was doing the math and figured out that each person would have to drink at least two bottles of wine each. I hoped that wouldn’t be the case as we only have one extra bedroom for people to sleep off the buzz they surely would get. This wine bottle chiller and server that I had purchased could also very easily handle the partially consumed wine by re-corking them and placing them back in the cooler in the upright position. I was so proud of myself that I patted myself on the back more times than I could count.
While this story was written to provide some humor, there is a new wine cooler and server now being offered that will make wine tasting parties easier to hold. I have included a copy of the specifications below for your information.
Summit 8 Bottle Wine Cooler and Server
FEATURES: * Energy Efficent, Quiet Thermoelectric Operation * Sleek Black, Easy To Clean Finish * Light Weight Portability (weights only 26 pounds) * Unique Design Meets Entertainment Needs * 115 Volts/60 Hz * Rating: 2.0 Amps * Digital Thermostat * Easy to Read Control Panel * Interior Circulation Fan * Interior Light
CAPACITY: * 8 Wine Bottles (vertical position)
DIMENSIONS: * Width 28.88 Inches x Depth 12.75 Inches x Height 9.38 Inches
MANUFACTURER’S WARRANTY: * 12 months parts and labor
Author: Ronald Senn, Vice-president, Ideal Wine Coolers




